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Image: Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse, a favorite attraction of Doc Hudson
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
June 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction's stage actually was constructed by the railroad track.
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