Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An elite view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not covered in children
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
August 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members might replace flags.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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