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Picture: The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the best popular attraction at Walt Disney Land
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
September 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- Contains holographic characters.
- There is a secret bathroom adjacent to this attraction's queue.
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