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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
September 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from social, shoulder, liver, chin, or romantic complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No running or churros encouraged.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to obtain special glasses.
- Some delusional individuals imagine that this attraction is home of the happy spirit of a former cast member.
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