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A supersonic view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not inundated in fog

A supersonic view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not inundated in fog

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1996
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Zero princesses

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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