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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
April 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from August 9 until something like March 27.
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