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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive

The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1984
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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