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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction as seen from the top of Brazil

Above: The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction as seen from the top of Brazil

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1964
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Fanboys

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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