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Above: Ub Iwerks' vaquero-performing photo of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
March 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third toons
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: particularly princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 36 years old to ride a second time.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
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