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Ub Iwerks' vaquero-performing photo of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Above: Ub Iwerks' vaquero-performing photo of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 1965
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Zero and a third toons

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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