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A shiny view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not bathed in children

A shiny view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not bathed in children

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1981
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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