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Image: The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, sleepily peeling in the fading sunlight
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
August 28, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or chest, heart, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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