Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, September 28, 2007, 7:00 p.m.
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
February 9, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.