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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, February 12, 1986, 4:35 a.m.

The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, February 12, 1986, 4:35 a.m.

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1988
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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