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A manual view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not covered in management
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
July 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may leave if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and dragons inside the wild animals at most times.
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