Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, mistakenly decaying in the fading sunlight
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
February 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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