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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
December 19, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or inner ear, spinal, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
- At one location in the safety video, you can see a hint of an imaginary attraction.
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