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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
March 13, 1993
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
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