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Below: The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, recklessly cheering in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
May 29, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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