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An inoperable view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not hidden in children

An inoperable view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not hidden in children

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1976
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Four plusses

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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