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Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse, a favorite dark ride of Faline
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
September 26, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- This was one of the original "I ticket" dark rides.
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