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Above: The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction at first light
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
October 13, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with evil children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something shorter.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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