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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, September 15, 1966, 10:10 a.m.

The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, September 15, 1966, 10:10 a.m.

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1999
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Enjoyed by: Family reunions

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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