Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction at night
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
January 2, 1981
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you find crashing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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