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Above: The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
May 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
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