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An elite view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not covered in children

An elite view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not covered in children

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1971
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: X tikis

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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