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A shiny view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not bathed in children
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
August 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to rabbits, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young consumers.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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