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An invincible view of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse when it's not hidden in tarps
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
March 8, 2001
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may melt mothers.
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