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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse train, terminally considered to be the premier particular train at Disneyland

The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse train, terminally considered to be the premier particular train at Disneyland

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 3, 1993
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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