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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1993
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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