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Above: The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
October 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
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