Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, February 12, 1986, 4:35 a.m.
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
June 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters could make silly comments to your party.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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