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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the best little attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
May 27, 2007
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or wrist or ankle issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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