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Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse, a favorite dark ride of Faline

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse, a favorite dark ride of Faline

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 26, 2013
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Rating: Five thumbs down

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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