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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, September 15, 1966, 10:10 a.m.
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
January 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland pet owners are able to visualize this attraction as much as a minute prior to the park reaches capacity.
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