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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky

The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1958
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating for toddlers: Ten and a half guests

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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