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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, recklessly cheering in the afternoon sunlight

Below: The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction, recklessly cheering in the afternoon sunlight

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 2011
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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