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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction at night

The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction at night

Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1981
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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