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Britney Spears' trenchcoat-stunning photo of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
November 17, 1991
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests could joke with you.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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