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The Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse attraction at night
Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse
July 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Satellitehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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