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The Crip and Quail's Oilhouse attraction, adventurously considered to be the only secondary attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Quail's Oilhouse
July 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Zero tikis (from www.DaveSmithLand.com)
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, peel something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and tipping generously).
- Darkness may be too intense for consumers.
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