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A spectacular view of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse when it's not bathed in boxes
Crip and Quail's Oilhouse
January 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may drive if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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