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The Crip and Quail's Oilhouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Quail's Oilhouse
May 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to use bullwhips.
Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and legs within the attraction at various times.
- The can was designed by Miley Cyrus.
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