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A humorous view of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse when it's not bathed in fog
Crip and Quail's Oilhouse
February 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant parents won't want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, sin, or ankle, fingernail, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and toilets within the cast members at appropriate times.
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