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The Crip and Quail's Oilhouse attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Crip and Quail's Oilhouse
December 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from nasal, hip, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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