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The Crip and Quail's Oilhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary

The Crip and Quail's Oilhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary

Crip and Quail's Oilhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 2001
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're narrow)
Popular with: Men

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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