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The Crip and Quail's Oilhouse attraction, invisibly sneaking in the morning sunlight
Crip and Quail's Oilhouse
November 11, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable chattiness, '50s haircuts, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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