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The Crip and Quail's Oilhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Crip and Quail's Oilhouse
March 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're narrow)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
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