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The Crip and Quail's Oilhouse attraction, adventurously considered to be the only secondary attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Quail's Oilhouse attraction, adventurously considered to be the only secondary attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Quail's Oilhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 1965
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Zero tikis (from www.DaveSmithLand.com)

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Oilhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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