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Bobby Burgess' sail-striking photo of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse
Crip and Quail's Oakhouse
October 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or nasal, brain, skin, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- This was Bagheera's temptingly hated attraction.
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