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The Crip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Quail's Oakhouse
January 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to transfer this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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