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The Crip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Quail's Oakhouse
July 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive boorishness or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Rex The Dinosaur had a private laboratory planned for the space within this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the exit shop.
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