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The Crip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary

The Crip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary

Crip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1976
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.

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