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The Crip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, June 24, 2004, 11:30 a.m.
Crip and Quail's Oakhouse
August 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 40" tall and 3 years old to ride a second time.
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, blinding shoes, emotional baggage, or inner ear, cardiac, chin, finger, hair, or viral complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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