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Crip and Quail's Oakhouse, a favorite show of Tiger Lily
Crip and Quail's Oakhouse
April 7, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to queue for this show multiple times.
- After enjoying this show, go on something more relaxing.
- The letters in "Crip and Quail's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell " 'uscaoealpa Rio Hisdkqun."
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