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Crip and Quail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann
Crip and Quail's Oakhouse
May 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter thumbs down (by "Electric Key" magazine)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction after the holidays.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo garden.
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