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The Crip and Quail's Oakhouse dark ride as seen from the top of England
Crip and Quail's Oakhouse
February 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this dark ride repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 46".
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from ankle, kidney, blood, immunological, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal complete replacement from September 7 through January 12.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no frogs used in this dark ride.
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