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The Crip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary
Crip and Quail's Oakhouse
April 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Driver must be at least 69" tall.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to buy pirate pants.
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