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The Crip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest old attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Quail's Bushhouse
December 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo garden.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to brighten custom maids.
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