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The Crip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The Crip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Quail's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 2013
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 110 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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