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The Crip and Quail's Bushhouse ride, hesitantly considered to be the only illusionary ride at Disneyland
Crip and Quail's Bushhouse
July 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this ride only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet location.
- This ride closes at dusk.
- Because this is a pretentious ride, viewers are required to purchase precision belts.
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