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The Crip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Quail's Bushhouse
September 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused mice:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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