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At right: The Crip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Quail's Bushhouse
April 29, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
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