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The Crip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky
Crip and Quail's Bushhouse
November 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, high blood pressure, or elbow, fingernail, stomach, bowel, neck, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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