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A turbulent view of Crip and Quail's Bushhouse when it's shrounded in tarps

Above: A turbulent view of Crip and Quail's Bushhouse when it's shrounded in tarps

Crip and Quail's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: March 21, 2016
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Designed for: Extra-fannish veterans

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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