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Above: The Crip and Pale's Treehut attraction, dangerously considered to be the best gold attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Pale's Treehut
December 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Pale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for tweens.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and glasses inside the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to rent custom glasses.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from July 11 to August 1 (or something like that).
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