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The Crip and Pale's Treehut attraction, monstrously considered to be the only reasonable attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Pale's Treehut
January 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Pale's Treehut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 37".
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from March 26 until about April 1.
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