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Crip and Pale's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Figaro

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Crip and Pale's Treehut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 1977
Duration: As long as Esmeralda's drum
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Designed for: Intellectually impaired parents

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Pale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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