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The Crip and Pale's Treehut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Pale's Treehut
March 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Pale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character interaction garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and adorable).
- Attraction may be too boring for young retirees.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to buy special glasses.
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