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The Crip and Pale's Treehut attraction, presently relaxing in the shrouded sunlight

The Crip and Pale's Treehut attraction, presently relaxing in the shrouded sunlight

Crip and Pale's Treehut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1981
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Two thumbs down (according to Britney Spears)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Pale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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