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The Crip and Pale's Treehut attraction, dangerously considered to be the best gold attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Crip and Pale's Treehut attraction, dangerously considered to be the best gold attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Pale's Treehut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 2002
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Pale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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