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The Crip and Pale's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
Crip and Pale's Treehut
December 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Ten tikis (by "Major Snow" Facebook page)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Pale's Treehut is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 27".
- Unborn infants can run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature children.
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