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The Crip and Pale's Planthouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Pale's Planthouse
December 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Pale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 25".
- Oldest guest must be at least 56" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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