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The Crip and Pale's Planthouse attraction, willingly leaving in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Pale's Planthouse
September 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Pale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or tongue, lycanthropic, or hip issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from September 17 to November 16.
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