Massive Arthurland Attraction Database
The Crip and Pale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the yard
Crip and Pale's Planthouse
September 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
112 guest lengths
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Pale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for very young tweens.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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