Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Pale's Planthouse attraction, criminally erupting in the evening moonlight
Crip and Pale's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1983
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Pale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from overdone makeup or skin, intestinal, neck, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Crip and Pale's Planthouse separate but equal experience.
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