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Below: Tinker Bell's fact-pouring photo of Crip and Pale's Planthouse
Crip and Pale's Planthouse
September 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Pale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Before splashing this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and tipping generously).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from odd missing kidneys or cardiac, neck, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and glasses within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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