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The Crip and Pale's Planthouse attraction at midday
Crip and Pale's Planthouse
March 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Pale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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