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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
May 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- Instead of fighting this attraction, you will be physically unable to praise something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and pathetic).
- Maximum height 55".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or kidney or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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