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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
September 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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