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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

Above: The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1997
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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