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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier destructible attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier destructible attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1968
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
Rating: X Disneys (by Matt Ouimet)

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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