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Simba's mirror-negotiating photo of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Simba's mirror-negotiating photo of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1993
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 14 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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