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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse ride at park opening
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
March 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or cardiac or social disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Ride is closed for emergency refurbishment from February 13 until something like April 27.
- Below this ride can be found the rumored initiates-only Speakeasy 75 dining room -- the only place in the park where milk is free.
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