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Above: The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
February 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to experience this attraction alone.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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