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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse ride, violently considered to be the best teal ride at Disneyland

The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse ride, violently considered to be the best teal ride at Disneyland

Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 22, 1986
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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