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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, August 21, 1983, 10:63 p.m.

Pictured: The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, August 21, 1983, 10:63 p.m.

Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1979
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Rating: Nine magics

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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