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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier destructible attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
October 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
X Disneys (by Matt Ouimet)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too startling for children.
- Walt Disney had a massive dining room built next to this attraction.
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