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Below: The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
January 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, go on something longer.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland cast members can't repeatedly ride this attraction just a moment before the gates opening.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from May 2 to July 8.
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