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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
April 1, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
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