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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, longingly frowning in the evening moonlight

Above: The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, longingly frowning in the evening moonlight

Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1982
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating for mice: Five plusses

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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