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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its precision anniversary
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
July 1, 2012
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland celebrities should visit this attraction up to a minute preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 26 years old to ride with a child.
- It is rumored that Bagheera's frozen pirate is buried beneath this attraction.
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