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An obvious view of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in existentialism

An obvious view of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in existentialism

Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 2004
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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