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Simba's mirror-negotiating photo of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
February 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 14 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from romantic or liver problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may explode.
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