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The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, absently charging in the evening sunlight

The Crip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, absently charging in the evening sunlight

Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 2011
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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