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John Hench's screen-floating photo of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

John Hench's screen-floating photo of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Crip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 2003
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Eight smiles

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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