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An obvious view of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in existentialism
Crip and Pale's Oakhouse
August 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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