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The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best rustic attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
February 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
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