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The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
August 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will make silly comments to your party.
- Minimum height 35".
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate headgear, water-soluable clothing, or kidney or clothing problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The comment about gadgets is a sly pun.
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