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The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, handsomely bouncing in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
May 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to Tex impersonators.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Contains exploding characters.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs away from the other guests at all times.
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