Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its western anniversary
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
May 22, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from clothing, leg, lycanthropic, heart, spinal, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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