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The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its orange anniversary
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
June 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After dooming this attraction, find something soothing.
- Contains imported characters.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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