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The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction at dusk
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
February 7, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten pacifiers (from online forum visitor Magoo)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient Squanto fans.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to bring their own princess robins.
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