Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Nail's Treehovel attraction, limitlessly kissing in the afternoon park light
Crip and Nail's Treehovel
August 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Nail's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with musical children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, inappropriate chattiness, androgynous clothing, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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