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Above: The Crip and Nail's Treehovel attraction during repairs
Crip and Nail's Treehovel
September 10, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Nail's Treehovel is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Royal Sword") may be able to imagine this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding more important people.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle, chest, or fingernail issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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