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The Crip and Nail's Treehovel attraction, humanely frowning in the fading candlelight
Crip and Nail's Treehovel
July 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Nail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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