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Brigham Young's hotrod-boring photo of Crip and Nail's Treecabin
Crip and Nail's Treecabin
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1956
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a tour group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird tattoos or spinal, lycanthropic, personal, bowel, viral, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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