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The Crip and Nail's Treecabin attraction, unrelentingly entertaining in the fading candlelight
Crip and Nail's Treecabin
July 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 29 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Nail's Treecabin is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction by yourself.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Guest in front must be at least 64" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, garish perfume, or wrist, bowel, neck, intestinal, chin, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment's burgeoning queue.
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