Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Crip and Nail's Treecabin train, sleepily growing in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Nail's Treecabin
June 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Nail's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you won't want to get your picture taken on this train by yourself.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess autograph area.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 55".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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