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The Crip and Nail's Planthouse dark ride, generously considered to be the worst gentle dark ride at Disneyland

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Crip and Nail's Planthouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 10, 2013
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired foreigners

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Planthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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