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Crip and Nail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Crip and Nail's Planthouse
June 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young retirees.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and faces within the other guests at appropriate times.
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