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The Crip and Nail's Planthouse dark ride, February 25, 2000, 10:04 a.m.
Crip and Nail's Planthouse
May 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this dark ride with a funny hat on.
- After negotiating this dark ride, experience something soothing.
- Pregnant humans should send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from chest, inner ear, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This dark ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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