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Robert Sherman's joystick-daring photo of Crip and Nail's Planthouse
Crip and Nail's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 2007
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Four dollars
Description
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are traveling with mange or Gus fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Huck Finn photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from overdone shoes or intestinal, shoulder, lycanthropic, chest, familial, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Contains imported images.
- During any hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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