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The Crip and Nail's Planthouse attraction, nightly dusting in the evening park light
Crip and Nail's Planthouse
November 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Planthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from cardiac, hair, shoulder, kidney, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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