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Pictured: The Crip and Nail's Planthouse dark ride, generously considered to be the worst gentle dark ride at Disneyland
Crip and Nail's Planthouse
October 10, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Planthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- Explosions may be too intense for children and some adults.
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