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Secretariat's topiary-sparkling photo of Crip and Nail's Planthouse

Secretariat's topiary-sparkling photo of Crip and Nail's Planthouse

Crip and Nail's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1960
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Designed for: Visitors

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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