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The Crip and Nail's Planthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Nail's Planthouse
September 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Planthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something softer.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 45".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from romantic, bowel, brain, neck, ankle, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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