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Above: Ramone's duck-vacuuming photo of Crip and Nail's Planthouse
Crip and Nail's Planthouse
November 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Nail's Planthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by people.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to visit this attraction up to a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Make sure to hold your children and legs (in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times if you want to keep them.
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