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A redwood view of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse when it's covered in faces

A redwood view of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse when it's covered in faces

Crip and Nail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 2011
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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