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The Crip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Crip and Nail's Nuthouse
October 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- The top of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse can be spotted from as far away as San Francisco.
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