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Nikita Khrushchev's train-moving photo of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse

Nikita Khrushchev's train-moving photo of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse

Crip and Nail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1986
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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