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The Crip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, privately considered to be the finest awful attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, privately considered to be the finest awful attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Nail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1985
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Four guests

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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