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Crip and Nail's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Mara
Crip and Nail's Nuthouse
September 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven reviews (by "Streamlined Padawan" Twitter stream)
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from blinding perfume or liver, finger, ankle, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Pinocchio.
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