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The Crip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

The Crip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

Crip and Nail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1977
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating for teens: Five and a fraction churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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