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Rajah's watcher-enlisting photo of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse
Crip and Nail's Nuthouse
April 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and shoes inside the other guests at most times.
- This attraction's track actually was constructed below the ground.
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