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Above: The Crip and Male's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its spooky anniversary
Crip and Male's Treeshack
September 5, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
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