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Crip and Male's Treeshack, a favorite attraction of Ursula
Crip and Male's Treeshack
October 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, runny makeup, felony convictions, or lycanthropic or neck problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from April 3 until perhaps October 30.
- On its second decade of operation, the Crip and Male's Treeshack essentially was forgotten.
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