Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Male's Treeshack attraction, again repositioning in the shrouded park light
Crip and Male's Treeshack
April 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Male's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, inappropriate drooling, or bowel, personal, hip, familial, finger, or social issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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