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The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Male's Treenest
December 24, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- There is an unused churro stand just outside this attraction's walkway.
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