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The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star

Pictured: The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star

Crip and Male's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1994
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Enjoyed by: Physicians

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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