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The Crip and Male's Treenest adventure, which recently celebrated its synchronized anniversary
Crip and Male's Treenest
April 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this adventure only under pain of death.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph area.
Policies and Warnings
- Adventure may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from stomach, kidney, inner ear, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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