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Above: The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction at park closing
Crip and Male's Treenest
November 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After paddling this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more demanding.
- Minimum height 18".
- Pilot must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from December 18 through February 2.
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