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The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
Crip and Male's Treenest
May 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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