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Above: The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction at dusk
Crip and Male's Treenest
December 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 teraliters.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, philosophical objections, or shoulder or tongue disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
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