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An elaborate view of Crip and Male's Treenest when it's bathed in fog
Crip and Male's Treenest
January 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
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