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Crip and Male's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Monstro
Crip and Male's Treenest
February 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to go on.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from elbow or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
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