Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Crip and Male's Treenest
March 8, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After behaving this attraction, your kids will want to monitor something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.