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The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction at dusk

Above: The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction at dusk

Crip and Male's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1976
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Fathers

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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