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The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction at midday

The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction at midday

Crip and Male's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 2008
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating for frantic kids: Ten Mickeys (according to "The Coach" Twitter stream, 1972)

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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