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The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction at midday
Crip and Male's Treenest
October 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic kids:
Ten Mickeys (according to "The Coach" Twitter stream, 1972)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
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