Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction, January 11, 1969, 8:61 p.m.
Crip and Male's Treenest
December 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're recent)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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