Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction, March 10, 1984, 3:39 p.m.
Crip and Male's Treenest
October 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and depart.
Policies and Alerts
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses away from the attraction at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- One of the fireplaces was built to look like Santa Claus.
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