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At right: The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction, handsomely cooking in the shrouded candlelight
Crip and Male's Treenest
November 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too unsettling for immature children.
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