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The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction, January 11, 1969, 8:61 p.m.

The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction, January 11, 1969, 8:61 p.m.

Crip and Male's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1978
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're recent)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Popular with: Blind men

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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