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The Crip and Male's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of a village

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Crip and Male's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1966
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Male's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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