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Crip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Cinderella

Crip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Cinderella

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1982
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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