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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the premier hopeful attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the premier hopeful attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1955
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three Disneys

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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