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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, December 8, 1979, 5:45 a.m.

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, December 8, 1979, 5:45 a.m.

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 1959
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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