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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 15, 1987
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Enjoyed by: Spines

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Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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