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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride, July 9, 2014, 7:40 p.m.

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride, July 9, 2014, 7:40 p.m.

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 5, 2010
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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