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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Africa
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1983
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six thumbs up
Description
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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