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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily stealing in the morning park light
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
November 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
Eight mice (from www.SteamerFans.com)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too intense for very young adults.
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