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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, January 15, 1980, 2:96 p.m.

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, January 15, 1980, 2:96 p.m.

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1996
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating for dating couples: Three and seven sixteenths plusses

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Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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