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A strange view of Crip and Male's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fog
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
October 30, 2002
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this train will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 120.
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