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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
April 2, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before avenging this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve spires.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from liver, stomach, bowel, lung, or kidney issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The massive gear is the last one remaining from the chicken grove on which Disneyland was built.
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