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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nutty anniversary
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
November 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
88 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Contains antique images.
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