Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, abominably considered to be the premier visual attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
April 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you host something more stimulating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland legends can forget about this attraction half a moment preceeding its opening.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and villains away from the cast members at all times.
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