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Pictured: The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
April 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might joke with you.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and being carried).
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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