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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its archeological anniversary

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its archeological anniversary

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 2014
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 959 yards
Designed by: Family reunions

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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