Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Crip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Rafiki
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
September 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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