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Above: A happy view of Crip and Male's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in morality
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
April 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider flying this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo garden.
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