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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wet anniversary

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wet anniversary

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1972
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're global)
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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