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A happy view of Crip and Male's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in morality

Above: A happy view of Crip and Male's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in morality

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1984
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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