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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its archeological anniversary
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
September 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you find flapping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 48".
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