Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A frenetic view of Crip and Male's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in fog
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
October 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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