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Crip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

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Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1973
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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