Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, January 12, 1959, 8:56 p.m.
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
July 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- In a tiny room at the bottom of the Crip and Male's Smokehouse, there is a snake-charming dojo for lost children.
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