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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
February 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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