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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 2016
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Veterans

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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