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Crip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Rafiki

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Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1986
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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