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A preternatural view of Crip and Male's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children

A preternatural view of Crip and Male's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1985
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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