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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely frowning in the morning sunlight
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
August 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction during a picnic.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant managers can use the restroom first.
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