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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its memorable anniversary

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its memorable anniversary

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1955
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 91 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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