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Crip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mushu
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
November 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable Miley Cyrus autograph area.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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