Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, August 7, 2001, 2:23 a.m.
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
June 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and strollers inside the vehicle at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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