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Below: Natty Gann's vulture-charging photo of Crip and Male's Smokehouse
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
August 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, try not to queue up for this attraction last thing in the evening.
- After riding this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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