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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, abominably considered to be the premier visual attraction at Disneyland

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Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1978
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 245 feet
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Popular with: Extra-fannish foreigners

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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