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Crip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Robert Sherman
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
June 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to grab something shorter.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and heavily bearded).
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- The pencil was sculpted by Jafar.
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