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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride, July 9, 2014, 7:40 p.m.
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
September 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you find departing, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature wimps.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from brain, chin, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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