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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nutty anniversary

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nutty anniversary

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 1974
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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