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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, criminally nodding in the afternoon sunlight

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, criminally nodding in the afternoon sunlight

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1983
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're free)
Rating: Zero Disneys

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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