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A strange view of Crip and Male's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fog

A strange view of Crip and Male's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fog

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 30, 2002
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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