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Lampwick's object-pouring photo of Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Lampwick's object-pouring photo of Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 2006
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 743 meters
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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