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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong

Above: The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 1990
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Nine tikis

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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