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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, August 7, 2001, 2:23 a.m.

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, August 7, 2001, 2:23 a.m.

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1983
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Targeted at: Tweens

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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