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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the premier hopeful attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
July 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, other guests are apt to joke with people near you.
- Instead of writhing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses inside the other guests at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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