Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Tom's writer-burning photo of Crip and Male's Smokehouse
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Waiting may occur.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from August 31 until about December 27.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your shell.