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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, wildly choking in the shrouded park light
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
April 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing during brunch.
- Within this attraction can be found the intercontinental tourists-only Casino 85 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where milk is free.
- Be sure to look for a hidden John Wayne when you jump out into the attraction vehicle.
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