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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely frowning in the morning sunlight

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely frowning in the morning sunlight

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1958
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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