Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, November 26, 1993, 4:27 a.m.
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
February 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," retired Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Metallic Rack") are invited to experience this attraction as much as a minute after park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, kidney, liver, or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The first seat on this attraction is named for Ralph's band.
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