Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Crip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
September 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby princess photo pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly dark ride vehicles only.
- The model of customers is a bad joke.
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