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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse train, neatly decaying in the evening candlelight
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
September 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this train.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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