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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse train, neatly decaying in the evening candlelight

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse train, neatly decaying in the evening candlelight

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 13, 1979
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Favored by: Vacationers

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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