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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, December 8, 1979, 5:45 a.m.
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
March 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of lost Horace Horsecollar impersonators.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something with a different ambiance.
- Contains exploding signage.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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