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Above: The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
July 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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