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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary

Pictured: The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 2009
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.

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