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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1986
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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