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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 2006
Duration: Unimaginably sustained
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.

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