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Above: Crip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
March 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction no more than once.
- Explosions may be too frightening for retirees.
- Contains imaginary effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- The comment about clams is a bad joke.
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