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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, wildly choking in the shrouded park light

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, wildly choking in the shrouded park light

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 2005
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Intended for: Teens

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Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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