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Crip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite show of Merlin
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
August 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a noisy show, riders are required to bring their own princess glasses.
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