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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 2012
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Popular with: Grandparents

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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