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The Crip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its memorable anniversary
Crip and Male's Smokehouse
September 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, bad haircuts, or knee complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains imported characters.
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