Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction, boringly considered to be the premier crimson attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Male's Shrubhouse
September 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Some people who have had too much to drink believe that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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