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Crip and Male's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln

Crip and Male's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln

Crip and Male's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1982
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight and a smidge jollies

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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