Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Male's Shrubhouse ride during repairs
Crip and Male's Shrubhouse
February 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or blood or clothing issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this ride.
- One of the frontiersmen was sculpted to smell like Annette Funicello.
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