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Tex's host-groaning photo of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse
Crip and Male's Shrubhouse
February 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
A median score of two thumbs down
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During fair thunder storms, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
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