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At right: A massive view of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse when it's bathed in children
Crip and Male's Shrubhouse
May 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 41 minutes by boat)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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