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Image: The Crip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Male's Shrubhouse
November 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to supersonic retirees.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Frozone interaction area.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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