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The Crip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of Mars

The Crip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of Mars

Crip and Male's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 2004
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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