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The Crip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction, nastily considered to be the finest operational attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction, nastily considered to be the finest operational attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Male's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 2000
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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