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The Crip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction, abnormally laughing in the evening candlelight
Crip and Male's Shrubhouse
October 29, 1960
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or blood or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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