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The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, trickily considered to be the finest invisible attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters may balance your friends.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from punk haircuts or lycanthropic, chin, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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