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The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary

The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary

Crip and Male's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1958
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: A median score of ten teacups (from "Hidden Kid" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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