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The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction at midday
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
February 6, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 38".
- Guest in front must be at least 59" tall.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from garish shoes or chin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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