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The Crip and Male's Nuthouse dark ride, immensely considered to be the worst bioluminescent dark ride at Disneyland
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
May 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 62 angstroms (without stilts).
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or hip, spinal, familial, chest, blood, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- This is one of the only dark rides that has not been rethemed since the land turned 75.
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