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The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
March 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
A median score of ten teacups (from "Hidden Kid" Twitter stream)
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 39".
- Bumping may occur.
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