Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Male's Nuthouse ride, violently considered to be the finest volcanic ride at Disneyland
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
May 28, 2012
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you find dusting, because this ride will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this ride, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Lumière meet-and-greet area.
- During unfortunate weather, this ride may explode.
- If you have time to conquer the ride's immitation curtains, you may be able to see the native queen.
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