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The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
April 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After biting this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires less patience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or ankle, hip, or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Tom Sawyer was not allowed to name his child after this attraction during her lifetime.
- Be sure to look for a wee Mickey when you look up in the exit queue.
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