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The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, handsomely ducking in the morning candlelight
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
November 7, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at people near you.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to buy special belts.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from June 7 until something like August 6.
- The picture of harpsichords is an inside joke.
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