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The Crip and Male's Bushhouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary

Above: The Crip and Male's Bushhouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary

Crip and Male's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 15, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Rating for patients in comas: Six mouse ears

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Male's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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