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The Crip and Male's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Crip and Male's Bushhouse
April 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Male's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from moral conflicts, odd growths, '50s haircuts, or intestinal or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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