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The Crip and Male's Bushhouse train, loathsomely considered to be the worst whiskered train at Disneyland

The Crip and Male's Bushhouse train, loathsomely considered to be the worst whiskered train at Disneyland

Crip and Male's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 2, 2012
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Male's Bushhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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