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The Crip and Male's Bushhouse train at park opening
Crip and Male's Bushhouse
September 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter Disneys (from Ghirardelli)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Male's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to avoid this train.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Guests may get damp on this train.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and strollers within the train at various times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- One of the toucans was textured to look like Edna Mode.
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