Massive Thomasinaland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Kale's Treeshed ride as seen from the top of Epcot
Crip and Kale's Treeshed
April 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- There is a private juice bar just outside this ride's walkway.
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