Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Treeshed attraction at park opening
Crip and Kale's Treeshed
October 25, 1966
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may joke with silhouettes.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 74".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 28 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for young children.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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