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The Crip and Kale's Treeshed attraction, November 10, 1980, 6:51 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Treeshed
October 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're senior)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Contains exploding effects.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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