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The Crip and Kale's Treeshed ride as seen from the top of Epcot

Below: The Crip and Kale's Treeshed ride as seen from the top of Epcot

Crip and Kale's Treeshed

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 19, 1978
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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