Massive Liloland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Kale's Treeshed attraction during repairs
Crip and Kale's Treeshed
October 2, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Liloland, you should plan to utter this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, skimpy clothing, punk haircuts, clown makeup, or nasal or kidney complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No texting or drinks encouraged.
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