Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Treeshed attraction at dusk
Crip and Kale's Treeshed
February 12, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to poison this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at random.
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