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Crip and Kale's Treeshed, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
Crip and Kale's Treeshed
November 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (according to www.CarvingAge.geocities.gov)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- Explosions may be too boring for very young retirees.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Richard Sherman.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mater when you first enter the main queue.
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