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Pictured: The Crip and Kale's Treeshed attraction as seen from the top of Camelot
Crip and Kale's Treeshed
January 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland BFFs may be able to experience this attraction half a moment before park closing.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from January 12 until perhaps February 15.
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