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The Crip and Kale's Treeshed attraction, recklessly laughing in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Kale's Treeshed
September 9, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from blood, attention-span, chin, kidney, cardiac, or inner ear disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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