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The Crip and Kale's Treeshed attraction at midday

The Crip and Kale's Treeshed attraction at midday

Crip and Kale's Treeshed

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1965
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Recommended for: Intellectually impaired tweens

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treeshed is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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