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The Crip and Kale's Treenut ride, mechanically delighting in the morning candlelight
Crip and Kale's Treenut
November 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in this queue.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, elbow, chin, wrist, attention-span, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- This ride closes at moonrise.
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