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Crip and Kale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Crip and Kale's Treenut
September 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Two Disneys (by www.DachshundPlanet.net)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 79".
- No texting or drinks allowed.
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