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Photo: A skeletal view of Crip and Kale's Treenut when it's not shrounded in tarps
Crip and Kale's Treenut
December 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to have pirate pals.
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