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The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction, violently considered to be the worst unique attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction, violently considered to be the worst unique attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1972
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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