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A skeletal view of Crip and Kale's Treenut when it's not shrounded in tarps

Photo: A skeletal view of Crip and Kale's Treenut when it's not shrounded in tarps

Crip and Kale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1981
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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