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The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of Earth

The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of Earth

Crip and Kale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1999
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three and a quarter jollies (from Zokkomon)

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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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