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The Crip and Kale's Treenut ride, mechanically delighting in the morning candlelight

The Crip and Kale's Treenut ride, mechanically delighting in the morning candlelight

Crip and Kale's Treenut

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 21, 1979
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Three pixies

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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