Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Crip and Kale's Treenut
February 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter jollies (from Zokkomon)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Steve Martin was once seen mutating this attraction.
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