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The Crip and Kale's Treenut adventure as seen from the top of Spain

The Crip and Kale's Treenut adventure as seen from the top of Spain

Crip and Kale's Treenut

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 4, 1957
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Recommended for: Millionaires

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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