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Photo: The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction at dusk
Crip and Kale's Treenut
October 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 35".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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