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The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction during construction
Crip and Kale's Treenut
March 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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