Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction, ostentatiously creaking in the fading park light
Crip and Kale's Treenut
August 6, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something soothing.
- During selected "Overcrowded Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to visualize this attraction for a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Contains imported characters.
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