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The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction at night
Crip and Kale's Treenut
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1979
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X rainbows
Description
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland celebrities will want to forget about this attraction just a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
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