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The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction, wantonly cleaning in the evening park light

The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction, wantonly cleaning in the evening park light

Crip and Kale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1981
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Drunks

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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