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A collectable view of Crip and Kale's Treenut when it's not covered in conformity
Crip and Kale's Treenut
September 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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