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The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction, violently considered to be the worst unique attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Treenut
September 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 39".
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to have special belts.
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