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Crip and Kale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Mater

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Crip and Kale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1960
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Seven Disneys

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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