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The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction, ostentatiously creaking in the fading park light

The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction, ostentatiously creaking in the fading park light

Crip and Kale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1991
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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