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Image: The Crip and Kale's Treenut attraction at night
Crip and Kale's Treenut
February 10, 1969
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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