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Bambi's servant-terrifying photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to scan something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special specticles.
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