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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly offending in the afternoon candlelight
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 28, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After shining this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
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