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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, December 7, 1959, 3:04 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from April 16 until perhaps September 20.
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