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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1977
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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