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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Pictured: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1965
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
Targeted at: Conjoined locals

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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