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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly operating in the afternoon candlelight

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly operating in the afternoon candlelight

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 1980
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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