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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 16, 1989, 6:07 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something that doesn't involve professors.
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- Special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
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