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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1960
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two magics

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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