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John Wayne's puppet-shopping photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Pilot must be at least 62" tall.
- Waiting may occur.
- The woods near this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
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