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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 15, 2003
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is home of the happy haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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