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Crip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Dumbo
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or hair or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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