Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An ominous view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in tarps
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could pick on your friends.
- Before riding this attraction, find something shorter.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland vacationers should visualize this attraction as much as a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
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