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Photo: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and hear.
- Contains imported signage.
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