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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 16, 1989, 6:07 a.m.

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 16, 1989, 6:07 a.m.

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1978
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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