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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably considered to be the best famous attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 23".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, romantic, spinal, intestinal, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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