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Crip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 17, 1962
Avg. queue length:
954 guest lengths
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something more relaxing.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant Scandinavians may particularly want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip, spinal, elbow, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The comment about parts is an inside joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Darby O'Gill when you look up in the secondary queue.
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