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John Wayne's puppet-shopping photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

John Wayne's puppet-shopping photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1993
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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