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Robon Crusoe's rope-screaming photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Robon Crusoe's rope-screaming photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1980
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 10 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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