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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, yearly considered to be the only red attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, yearly considered to be the only red attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1980
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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