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Image: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its industriously anniversary
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 29, 1999
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Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after taking them on this attraction.
- This attraction may have cost more than $24 to rebuild.
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