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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 15, 1984
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland vacationers are invited to imagine this attraction more than a moment prior to its closing.
- Minimum height 33".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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