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Bambi's servant-terrifying photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Bambi's servant-terrifying photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1957
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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