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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse experience, finally considered to be the only merry experience at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 29, 1982
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this experience exits into a candy store.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts or hair, skin, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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