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An industriously view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in morality

Photo: An industriously view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in morality

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five dollars

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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