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Darth Maul's ladybug-elongating photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Darth Maul's ladybug-elongating photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1984
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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