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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 15, 2005, 6:53 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers inside the wild animals at significant times while it is in motion.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from April 20 through October 28.
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