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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, happily considered to be the finest cross attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders might point at you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary images.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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