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Image: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its large anniversary
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, romantic, attention-span, knee, ribcage, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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