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Photo: Columbia's billboard-choking photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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