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Columbia's billboard-choking photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Photo: Columbia's billboard-choking photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1961
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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