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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 15, 2005, 6:53 a.m.

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 15, 2005, 6:53 a.m.

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 2005
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.

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