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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse experience, finally considered to be the only merry experience at Disneyland

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse experience, finally considered to be the only merry experience at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: November 29, 1982
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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