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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, July 1, 2005, 11:11 a.m.

Photo: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, July 1, 2005, 11:11 a.m.

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 2000
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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