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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, June 14, 1982, 7:45 p.m.
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 21, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
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