Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant cruisers may not ride.
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