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Crip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 27, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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