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Crip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1962
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 954 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 6 mph

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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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