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A whiskered view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's covered in balloons

Above: A whiskered view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's covered in balloons

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1983
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five thumbs down

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Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.

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