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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, humanely surfing in the afternoon candlelight

Above: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, humanely surfing in the afternoon candlelight

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 1971
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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