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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly operating in the afternoon candlelight
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
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