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Above: A whiskered view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's covered in balloons
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 41 yards (or 20.5 yards and not concerned about safety).
- Blackbeard had a tremendous clubhouse constructed next to this attraction.
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