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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the worst complex attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the worst complex attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 1972
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight toons

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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