Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, mistakenly twirling in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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