Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, April 29, 1978, 6:96 p.m.
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with hollow children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent custom harnesses.
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