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Robon Crusoe's rope-screaming photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 10 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
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