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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 2003
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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