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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, June 14, 1982, 7:45 p.m.

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, June 14, 1982, 7:45 p.m.

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1982
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Targeted at: Girls

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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