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An educational view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in tarps
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1954 World's Pavilion.
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