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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, December 7, 1959, 3:04 a.m.

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, December 7, 1959, 3:04 a.m.

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 2003
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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