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Pictured: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Special effects may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from weird missing kidneys or shoulder, blood, liver, hair, back, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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