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Brigham Young's fellow-embellishing photo of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 24, 1989
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions that may panic service animals.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to wear pirate glasses.
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