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Photo: The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, July 1, 2005, 11:11 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to sing to your friends.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes away from the cast members at various times.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been painted since the resort opened.
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