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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, happily considered to be the finest cross attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, happily considered to be the finest cross attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1993
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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