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An educational view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in tarps

An educational view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in tarps

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 1973
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Ten toons

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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