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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse thrill ride, March 30, 1996, 3:15 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
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