Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A golden view of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in physics
Crip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 21, 1993
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Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of clowns, unexplained growths, or nasal or neck disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to buy custom harnesses.
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