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Crip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Dumbo

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Dumbo

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1986
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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