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The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Crip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Crip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 1984
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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