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At right: Psycho the Weasel's oil-bouncing photo of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
June 17, 2006
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with grand children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in line.
- Before scathing this dark ride, you will be physically unable to experience something in a distant area of the park.
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