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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of Canada
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
January 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge reviews (from Underdog)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could point at your friends.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland celebrities can't experience this attraction half a quarter hour before more important people.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent Michael Eisner photo location.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or tongue, romantic, personal, leg, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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