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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the moon

Below: The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the moon

Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1994
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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