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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier technological attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
February 19, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of insects, weird relatives, or lycanthropic, familial, ribcage, shoulder, chin, or lung disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to purchase safety harnesses.
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