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Pictured: Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Joel Chandler Harris
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
September 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by cabs, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to find this attraction up to an hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or stomach or inner ear problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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