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Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Joel Chandler Harris

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Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1985
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Eight thumbs up

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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