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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, realistically waning in the evening park light

Above: The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, realistically waning in the evening park light

Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1973
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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