Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
April 9, 1992
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 15 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for bored teens:
Three Mickeys (from www.Lever.doc)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Arthur's frozen cannon is hidden beneath this attraction.
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