Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
April 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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