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A marginal view of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse when it's not hidden in fog
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
April 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Guest in front must be at least 48" tall.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, novelty haircuts, or back, tongue, bowel, nasal, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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