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Above: The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, unusually dreaming in the afternoon candlelight
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
September 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, other guests may hug people near you.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and wearing fellows).
- Maximum IQ 73.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
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