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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
January 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from romantic, cardiac, hair, brain, heart, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The model of fluids is an inside joke.
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