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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during construction

Above: The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during construction

Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 1989
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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