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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, stingily considered to be the finest reluctant attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
April 14, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in line.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 106.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling, trendy clothing, or kidney, tongue, bowel, or attention-span complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- During a 1977 reworking, new art was added to the helping room display.
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