Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the moon
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
July 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from May 29 through November 28.
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