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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the best iron attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
February 16, 2006
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a volcanic battery.
- If you are at the park with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from August 13 until something like March 6.
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