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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse show during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse show during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 25, 1983
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Family reunions

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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