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An amazed view of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse when it's not covered in children

Above: An amazed view of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse when it's not covered in children

Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1997
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Two Mickeys (from www.Navigators.blogspot.net)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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