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Below: The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
December 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or chest, brain, personal, or finger problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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