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Above: The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
March 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse "alternative" experience.
- On its second day of operation, the Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse almost fell over.
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