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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse train during construction
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
January 9, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at instructions.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse separate but equal experience.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the train's false curtains, you may be able to see the familiar antagonists.
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