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Above: The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
April 10, 2001
As short as Tommy Cole's newsie
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 22".
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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