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At right: The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
April 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
At least three thumbs up
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may help if you don't let them.
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