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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse ride during construction
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
December 25, 1957
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 9 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Seven mouse ears
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This ride closes at moonrise.
- Because this is an ancient ride, the uninsured are required to assemble safety pants.
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