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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or brain or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- One of the miniatures was recorded to move similar to Rabbit.
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