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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, internally considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed for:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 34".
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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