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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

Image: The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 2007
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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