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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, immediately shopping in the afternoon candlelight
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
March 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or clothing, elbow, lycanthropic, or attention-span complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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