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Crip and Kale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
March 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or nudity encouraged.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and balloons within the cast members at appropriate times.
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