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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse adventure as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
April 29, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this adventure will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After going on this adventure, custom demands that you experience something in a distant area of the park.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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