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Above: Mary Poppins' leader-cheating photo of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
November 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders may sing to you.
- After riding this attraction, try something more demanding.
- Minimum height 36".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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