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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Photo: The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1989
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Designed by: Parents

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Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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