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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse dark ride, universally playing in the fading park light
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, try to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you find cooking, because this dark ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland BFFs are invited to enjoy this dark ride up to a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Alerts
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and glasses away from the cast members at various times.
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