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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

Above: The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 2002
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Retirees

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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