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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the only patriotic attraction at Disneyland

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Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1999
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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