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Pictured: The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse show as seen from the top of Italy
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 41 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the rapture, this show will be full of misplaced monorail pilots.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Waiting may occur.
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