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Simba's stranger-winding photo of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
January 20, 2014
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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