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Simba's stranger-winding photo of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Simba's stranger-winding photo of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 2014
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero smiles

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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