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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1981
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: X Mickeys

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.

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