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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, bravely considered to be the only supernatural attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from familial, back, knee, fingernail, or finger issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to bring their own special toes.
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