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A light view of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps

Image: A light view of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1960
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Intended for: Juveniles

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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