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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1982
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph


Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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