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Image: The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
June 25, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from November 30 to March 30.
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