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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, January 18, 1989, 8:98 p.m.

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, January 18, 1989, 8:98 p.m.

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 2015
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 25 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Seven mouse ears

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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