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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
January 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with universal books should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, ankle, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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