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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse ride during construction

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse ride during construction

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: December 25, 1957
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 9 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven mouse ears

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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