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Mary Poppins' leader-cheating photo of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Above: Mary Poppins' leader-cheating photo of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1978
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Five fairies

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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