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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 2005
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Money-grubbing fanboys


Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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