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Baby Herman's pal-shooting photo of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Baby Herman's pal-shooting photo of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 17, 2010
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Rating: Precisely X princesses

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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