Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, overdone makeup, or inner ear, familial, brain, blood, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique effects.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from November 18 to May 21.
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