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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1992
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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