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A large view of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
December 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Zero rainbows (by Dumbo)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this dark ride.
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