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Crip and Kale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1973
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Two mice

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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