Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
October 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third reviews
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In 1969, this attraction was renovated to insert images from the "Crip and Kale's Oakhouse" documentary.
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