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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse dark ride, universally playing in the fading park light

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse dark ride, universally playing in the fading park light

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 8, 1980
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 969 steps

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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