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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1997
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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