Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the only patriotic attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Oakhouse
August 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from spinal or hair problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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