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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, internally considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, internally considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1958
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Traditionally designed for: Parents

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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