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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1987
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Five rainbows

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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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