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The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, February 7, 1966, 4:28 p.m.

The Crip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, February 7, 1966, 4:28 p.m.

Crip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 1983
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Three smiles (from "Ultimate Reed" Facebook page)

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.

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