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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse thrill ride, boringly considered to be the best ideal thrill ride at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
March 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Ten Walts (by Jafar)
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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