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Crip and Kale's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

Above: Crip and Kale's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1997
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 49 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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