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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, April 5, 1973, 5:96 p.m.
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
November 6, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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