Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, bravely leaving in the afternoon park light
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
December 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for young chickens.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from September 27 to January 30.
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