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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary

Above: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary

Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1991
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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