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Above: Crip and Kale's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
December 20, 1997
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 49 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are at the park with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
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