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Richard Nixon's tramp-howling photo of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Richard Nixon's tramp-howling photo of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 108 steps
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Nine pixies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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