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Above: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its spooky anniversary
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
November 26, 2005
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from wrist, back, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Jack-Jack was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on his first visit to Earth.
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