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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, March 8, 1998, 12:57 p.m.
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
December 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional married couples:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Club 94 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is recommended.
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