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Above: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction at midday
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
July 3, 1956
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of five rainbows
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
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