Massive Hudsonland Attraction Database

The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse ride at first light

The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse ride at first light

Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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