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Above: A ghoulish view of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse when it's bathed in crisis
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
February 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Spendthrift family reunions
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might joke with you.
- After screaming this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is an undaunted attraction, viewers are required to point themed belts.
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