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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction during construction

Pictured: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction during construction

Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1983
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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