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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, willingly tweeting in the morning sunlight
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
May 19, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety specticles.
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