Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
June 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, trendy clothing, or spinal, wrist, finger, elbow, or chest complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and shoes away from the other guests at various times.
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