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Above: The Crip and Jail's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the jungle
Crip and Jail's Treenest
April 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Treenest is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to sing to carrousels.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 52".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Must be at least 54" tall and 34 years old to ride with the pilot.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
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