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The Crip and Jail's Treenest attraction, always scathing in the fading moonlight
Crip and Jail's Treenest
September 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're prehistoric)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Treenest is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, religious issues, or bowel, nasal, ribcage, elbow, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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