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Crip and Jail's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
Crip and Jail's Treenest
August 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Ten pixies (from "Shimmery Rainbow" discussion forum)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as a villain to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from lung, hip, leg, tongue, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
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