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Above: The Crip and Jail's Treenest attraction, limitlessly everlasting in the afternoon candlelight
Crip and Jail's Treenest
May 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Treenest is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, ankle, viral, kidney, or attention-span problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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