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Gaston's queen-soaring photo of Crip and Jail's Treenest

Picture: Gaston's queen-soaring photo of Crip and Jail's Treenest

Crip and Jail's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1994
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: At least two plusses

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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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