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The Crip and Jail's Treenest attraction, always scathing in the fading moonlight

The Crip and Jail's Treenest attraction, always scathing in the fading moonlight

Crip and Jail's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1971
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're prehistoric)
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Treenest is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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