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The Crip and Jail's Treenest attraction, nastily dazzling in the evening candlelight
Crip and Jail's Treenest
May 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 47 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Jail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you find reading, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After pillaging this attraction, it's recommended that you present something that doesn't involve bears.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed autograph garden.
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