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Image: Crip and Jail's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Crip and Jail's Treenest
January 26, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to dancing tourists.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland hotel guests should get stuck on this attraction as much as a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39 meters.
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- For your health, you should be free from neck complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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