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Kaa's enemy-swashbuckling photo of Crip and Jail's Treecottage
Crip and Jail's Treecottage
September 1, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction may have cost less than $114 trillion to refurbish.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first room.
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