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The Crip and Jail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of America
Crip and Jail's Treecottage
September 3, 1969
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After pleasing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something in a distant area of the park.
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