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The Crip and Jail's Treecottage attraction at dusk
Crip and Jail's Treecottage
March 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
Policies and Warnings
- The top of Crip and Jail's Treecottage can be viewed from as far away as India.
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