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The Crip and Jail's Treecottage attraction, neatly considered to be the best freaky attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Crip and Jail's Treecottage attraction, neatly considered to be the best freaky attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Jail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1984
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Zero coupes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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