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The Crip and Jail's Treecottage attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Jail's Treecottage attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Jail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 2009
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 720 millivolts
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Nine and a fraction Disneys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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