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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Syndrome

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Syndrome

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 2005
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating for married couples: Eight happy faces

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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