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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of South America
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inner ear complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Crip and Jail's Smokehouse alternative experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to obtain special movies.
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