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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, jealously dying in the morning moonlight

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, jealously dying in the morning moonlight

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 1991
Duration: Perpetual
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Designed for: Millionaires

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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