Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry after a snack.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you try something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Waiting may occur.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
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