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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, March 19, 1984, 2:60 p.m.
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable drooling or chest, social, elbow, inner ear, familial, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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