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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a river
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will sing to people near you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ankle or brain complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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