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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly sleeping in the fading sunlight
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent Columbia autograph location.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 59".
- Pregnant contraptions will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Nightclub 41 hideaway -- the only place in a séance where milk is available.
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