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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its gray anniversary

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its gray anniversary

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1999
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four Disneys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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