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Frozone's canoe-negotiating photo of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- During selected "Perilous Mornings," Disneyland legends might try to find this attraction less than a minute before more important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions, low blood pressure, runny shoes, or inner ear, stomach, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of sports used in this attraction.
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