Massive Disneybridge Attraction Database
The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as a motor to ride with a parent.
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from brain, familial, immunological, social, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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