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Above: A southern view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 49" (without stilts).
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or ribcage, lung, blood, immunological, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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