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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, jealously dying in the morning moonlight
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be full of animatronic retirees.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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