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An audiovisual view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

An audiovisual view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 21, 1985
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Designed by: Intellectually impaired locals

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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