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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its authentic anniversary
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
December 9, 1971
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- Pregnant divers won't want to run away.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and glasses inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- This was one of the few remaining "J ticket" attractions.
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