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An audiovisual view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to experience this train only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this train.
- This train closes at dusk.
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