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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse thrill ride, merrily levitating in the shrouded candlelight
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
February 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you won't want to go on this thrill ride.
Policies and Information
- No running or churros encouraged.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this thrill ride are the realm of lost children.
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