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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, February 16, 1987, 2:80 p.m.
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
December 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 16 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- This was one of the so-called "J ticket" attractions.
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