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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ramone

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ramone

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1978
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine mice (by "The Arcade" gossip column)

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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