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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Beauty
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, odd allergies, or spinal, intestinal, neck, clothing, personal, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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