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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Pictured: The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 1962
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Rating: Ten rainbows

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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