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Rabbit's fox-confessing photo of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 2, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or clothing, intestinal, attention-span, romantic, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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