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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, grandly whistling in the shrouded sunlight

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, grandly whistling in the shrouded sunlight

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 2003
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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