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Above: The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of South America
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
February 13, 2002
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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