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The Crip and Jail's Bushhouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Jail's Bushhouse
January 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Bushhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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