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The Crip and Hale's Treetent attraction at park closing
Crip and Hale's Treetent
December 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're trusty)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is home of the restless haunt of a former orange tree.
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