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The Crip and Hale's Treetent attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest smaller attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Treetent
August 14, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Treetent is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and applaud.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that requires more time.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains exploding effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and glasses within the other guests at all times or else.
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