Massive Rooneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Hale's Treetent attraction, fabulously demolishing in the afternoon park light
Crip and Hale's Treetent
April 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Hale's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to experience this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from September 26 until perhaps October 20.
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