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Picture: Crip and Hale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Crip and Hale's Treetent
May 20, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy after taking them on this attraction.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions of grandure or nasal, knee, or finger issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions inside the vehicle at various times.
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