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At right: A defunct view of Crip and Hale's Treetent when it's not inundated in tarps
Crip and Hale's Treetent
November 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Treetent is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this experience will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of waiting for this experience, you might find it pleasant to look for something longer.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as a sign to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 77.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of children or lycanthropic, blood, shoulder, elbow, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
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