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Crip and Hale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Elastigirl
Crip and Hale's Treetent
May 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction during the holidays.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Figaro autograph garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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