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An irregular view of Crip and Hale's Treetent when it's bathed in darkness

Above: An irregular view of Crip and Hale's Treetent when it's bathed in darkness

Crip and Hale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1960
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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