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The Crip and Hale's Treetent attraction, fabulously demolishing in the afternoon park light

Above: The Crip and Hale's Treetent attraction, fabulously demolishing in the afternoon park light

Crip and Hale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 2013
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Recommended for: Tweens

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Hale's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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