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Above: Bambi's shell-washing photo of Crip and Hale's Treetent
Crip and Hale's Treetent
October 21, 1967
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Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might talk to you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
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