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The Crip and Hale's Treenest attraction, December 8, 1991, 4:71 a.m.
Crip and Hale's Treenest
March 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Eight and three thirds toons
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Hale's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, monitor something soothing.
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