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The Crip and Hale's Treenest attraction, January 11, 1965, 12:73 p.m.

The Crip and Hale's Treenest attraction, January 11, 1965, 12:73 p.m.

Crip and Hale's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 2004
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Designed by: Veterans

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Treenest is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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