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Photo: Crip and Hale's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Crip and Hale's Treenest
September 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Treenest is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters may point at people near you.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at various times.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from a famous Disney dachshund.
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