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The Crip and Hale's Treenest attraction, August 21, 2014, 5:00 a.m.

The Crip and Hale's Treenest attraction, August 21, 2014, 5:00 a.m.

Crip and Hale's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1984
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Hale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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