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Above: The Crip and Hale's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Crip and Hale's Treenest
April 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction before brunch.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 100".
- Darkness may be too startling for consumers.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions inside the wild animals at most times.
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