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Crip and Hale's Treenest, a favorite train of Hannah Montana
Crip and Hale's Treenest
July 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with silver children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- During inclement hail, this train may become a water train.
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