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A precise view of Crip and Hale's Treenest when it's not shrounded in fog
Crip and Hale's Treenest
November 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from moral objections, felony convictions, or heart, back, social, neck, ankle, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from September 4 until about December 14.
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