Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Hale's Treehovel attraction, always attacking in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Hale's Treehovel
February 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treehovel is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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