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The Crip and Hale's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its whiskered anniversary
Crip and Hale's Treehovel
February 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Five rainbows (from "Dark Nest" newsletter)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Hale's Treehovel is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Contains holographic effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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