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The Crip and Hale's Treehovel attraction, November 8, 1957, 9:58 a.m.
Crip and Hale's Treehovel
April 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 33 millileagues.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and shoes within the attraction at all times.
- This attraction overheats significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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