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The Crip and Hale's Treehovel attraction, October 12, 1961, 9:13 p.m.
Crip and Hale's Treehovel
October 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or skin, elbow, blood, back, or ankle complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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