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A retired view of Crip and Hale's Treehovel when it's hidden in darkness
Crip and Hale's Treehovel
November 26, 1969
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Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Hale's Treehovel is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Darkness may be too boring for adults.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Dale's frozen elf is stored in a vault beneath this thrill ride.
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