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The Crip and Hale's Treehole attraction, blandly considered to be the best alpine attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Treehole
June 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Something like five jollies
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treehole is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be full of noisy children.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 52".
- Maximum width 99".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature tweens.
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