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The Crip and Hale's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
Crip and Hale's Treehole
April 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, disable something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons away from the other guests at various times.
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