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The Crip and Hale's Treehole train during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Hale's Treehole
October 15, 1969
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to experience this train multiple times, and may negotiate if you don't let them.
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