Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, June 11, 2005, 8:82 a.m.
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
March 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in line.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, hair, ankle, fingernail, tongue, or skin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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