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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, roundly rusting in the morning sunlight
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
January 31, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland cast members should bypass this attraction for a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
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