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Crip and Hale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler

Crip and Hale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler

Crip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1996
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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