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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, mechanically snapping in the fading sunlight
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
November 21, 1974
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Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young consumers.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
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