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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction during construction
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
February 13, 2010
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this attraction second thing after dinner.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive icons-only Group 50 breakfast nook -- the only place in a grotto where milk is free.
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