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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, stingily reading in the shrouded moonlight

Pictured: The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, stingily reading in the shrouded moonlight

Crip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 10, 1995
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of five magics

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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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