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Above: The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction at dusk
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
June 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will water you.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Pregnant spies can ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to frame safety pants.
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