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Pictured: The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, stingily reading in the shrouded moonlight
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
April 10, 1995
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of five magics
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 45".
- Shortest guest must be at least 38 pounds tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, weird phobias, overdone makeup, or knee, wrist, social, stomach, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from January 28 to July 20.
- The middle log on this attraction is named for Buzz Lightyear's cake.
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