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Picture: The Crip and Hale's Treecabin attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Hale's Treecabin
April 22, 1983
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treecabin is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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