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The Crip and Hale's Treecabin attraction during a moment of contemplation

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Crip and Hale's Treecabin

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1983
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treecabin is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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