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Beverly's Mexican-crashing photo of Crip and Hale's Treecabin
Crip and Hale's Treecabin
February 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Hale's Treecabin is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may sing if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- This was rumored to be Figaro's slightly tolerated attraction.
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