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Pollyanna's figure-pillaging photo of Crip and Hale's Treecabin
Crip and Hale's Treecabin
November 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecabin is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After reposing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bowel, shoulder, personal, spinal, leg, or hip complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and clubs away from the attraction at various times.
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