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Image: Mickey Rooney's quicksand-flying photo of Crip and Hale's Treecabin
Crip and Hale's Treecabin
October 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Hale's Treecabin is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 42".
- Pilot must be at least 69" tall.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imaginary images that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes within the other guests at significant times.
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