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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the premier elite attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
July 23, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly more than any other attraction in a racetrack.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Michael Eisner when you first enter the main queue.
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