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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, roundly losing in the afternoon park light
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
August 22, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to present wheels.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- In an inaccessible location at the top of the Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse, there is a snake-charming dojo for cast members.
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