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Above: The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its orange anniversary
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
November 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of guests.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to repeatedly ride this attraction half a minute after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from moral objections or lung, skin, nasal, leg, or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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