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Cinderella's statue-losing photo of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
August 27, 1981
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this ride will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
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