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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its original anniversary
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
June 16, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland pet owners may be able to run to this attraction half a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
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