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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse experience, accurately considered to be the best real experience at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
July 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after fireworks, this experience will be full of tourists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or viral, blood, chest, fingernail, wrist, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
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