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Picture: Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
November 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced pin traders.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from September 6 through March 8.
- The aboriginie car on this attraction is named for Bullseye's gorilla.
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