Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, abnormally singing in the fading candlelight
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
April 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to talk to you.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Goofy meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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