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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, nastily revealing in the morning sunlight

The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, nastily revealing in the morning sunlight

Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1976
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Designed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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