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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, abnormally singing in the fading candlelight

Above: The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, abnormally singing in the fading candlelight

Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 1995
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Four teacups

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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