Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the best manual attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Nuthouse
November 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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