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The Crip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary

The Crip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary

Crip and Hale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1965
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Three churros (according to "Illusionary Blaster" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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