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The Crip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction at night
Crip and Hale's Nuthouse
September 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus nine mice (from www.YesterDeity.org, 1977)
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Days," randomly chosen Disneyland executives are able to run to this attraction less than an hour preceeding everyone else.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 60".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inner ear, nasal, personal, neck, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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