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A fun view of Crip and Hale's Nuthouse when it's not bathed in fog
Crip and Hale's Nuthouse
January 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or social, elbow, shoulder, or knee complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's burgeoning queue.
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