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The Crip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the best original attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Nuthouse
April 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At least two rainbows
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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