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The Crip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction at night

The Crip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction at night

Crip and Hale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1963
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Plus or minus nine mice (from, 1977)


Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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