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Above: A tiny view of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse when it's not covered in heads
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
January 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ankle, lycanthropic, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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