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The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse dark ride as seen from the top of Mars
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
September 21, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, cast members could joke with vans.
- After enjoying this dark ride, your kids will want to try something more magical.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and being carried).
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
- There is an one-person changing room adjacent to this dark ride's entrance.
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