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The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse dark ride as seen from the top of Mars

The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse dark ride as seen from the top of Mars

Crip and Hale's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 21, 2013
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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