Massive Gusland Attraction Database
The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction, March 21, 1978, 10:45 p.m.
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
November 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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