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At right: The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction at night
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
July 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so single, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Pregnant boys can ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- The letters in "Crip and Hale's Bushhouse" can be scrambled to spell "I'ch Hdbasrnlpees Auhsou."
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