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At right: Art Linkletter's monkey-festering photo of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
February 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction's show building actually extends below the ground.
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