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The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction, presently considered to be the premier soft attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction, presently considered to be the premier soft attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Hale's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 2009
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Favored by: Smiling foreigners

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.

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