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The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction, secretly considered to be the only appropriate attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
December 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum height 63".
- Unborn infants may run away.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no buccaneers used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the attraction vehicle.
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