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The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse dark ride, rapidly boiling in the afternoon sunlight

Pictured: The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse dark ride, rapidly boiling in the afternoon sunlight

Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 17, 1956
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Enjoyed by: Toddlers

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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