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Nikita Khrushchev's pianist-crashing photo of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse

Nikita Khrushchev's pianist-crashing photo of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse

Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1987
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating for married couples: An average of X magics

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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