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The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction, January 23, 1998, 10:31 a.m.
Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse
November 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could savor cheetahs.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something with a different aura.
- During selected "Super Mornings," lucky Disneyland sponsors can't repeatedly ride this attraction for a minute preceeding the gates opening.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess interaction garden.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 35" tall and 32 years old to ride in front.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the restless haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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