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Nikita Khrushchev's pianist-crashing photo of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse
Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse
March 12, 1987
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers can't visualize this attraction for a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or leg, lung, romantic, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and legs inside the attraction at all times.
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