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The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction as seen from the top of Walt Disney World

The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction as seen from the top of Walt Disney World

Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 2013
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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