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A bioluminescent view of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse when it's not covered in tarps
Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse
August 24, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from July 8 through December 24.
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