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The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction, electronically sparkling in the shrouded sunlight

The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction, electronically sparkling in the shrouded sunlight

Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1995
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Five and a smidge princesses

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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