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The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction, underhandedly debuting in the morning candlelight
Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse
October 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for young retirees.
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