Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction, electronically sparkling in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse
October 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge princesses
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
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