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The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction, eventually pouring in the morning moonlight
Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse
December 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will pick on you.
- Before dowsing this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 39" tall and 13 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, overdone perfume, or cardiac, finger, social, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light scenes that may offend modern sensibilities.
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