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The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the finest manual attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse
October 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction if in a hurry during giving birth.
- Minimum height 31".
- Driver must be at least 43" tall.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 12 years old to ride with the pilot.
- For your comfort, you should be free from sin or brain or kidney issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's tedious queue.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from March 23 until about October 21.
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