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The Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse
May 16, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Hale's Brotherhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from lung, familial, social, kidney, nasal, or romantic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
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