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The Crip and Gale's Treeshack attraction during construction
Crip and Gale's Treeshack
March 3, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Gale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and shoes away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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