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A freaky view of Crip and Gale's Treenut when it's not bathed in darkness
Crip and Gale's Treenut
April 13, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Gale's Treenut is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may melt.
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