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Above: The Crip and Gale's Treenut attraction at park closing
Crip and Gale's Treenut
November 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 50 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Gale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- It is said that Sheriff Woody's frozen cylinder is buried beneath this attraction.
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