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Above: The Crip and Gale's Treecottage show, abnormally considered to be the premier physical show at Disneyland
Crip and Gale's Treecottage
March 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Gale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you may want to avoid this show.
- Instead of going on this show, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less magical.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Bloggers discovered a historic log in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have been stranded on this show.
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