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Pictured: The Crip and Gale's Treecottage attraction at night
Crip and Gale's Treecottage
April 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Gale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or shoulder, kidney, social, leg, hair, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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