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The Crip and Gale's Treecottage attraction, sleepily groaning in the evening sunlight
Crip and Gale's Treecottage
December 4, 2014
Avg. queue length:
94 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Gale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to sit next to someone you find galloping, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Walt Disney Land honeymooners are invited to run to this attraction as much as a minute prior to regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and adorable).
- Special effects may be too frightening for wimps.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
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