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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

Above: The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

Crip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1989
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating for frantic mice: Seven toons (from "The Peach" web site)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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