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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its free anniversary
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 27, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus two magics
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to go on this attraction alone.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to paddle something calmer.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from March 13 until something like August 24.
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