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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically debuting in the evening sunlight
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 7 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with sunburned buttons should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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