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Photo: The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its presidential anniversary
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
June 27, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions or neck, leg, hair, ankle, hip, or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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