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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Crip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1969
Duration: Tediously brief
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero happy faces

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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