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A brutal view of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in broomsticks
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46".
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children and some adults.
- During any storms, this attraction may explode.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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