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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse experience, finally offending in the evening moonlight
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
August 3, 2015
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually young children will want to experience this experience multiple times.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to participate.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fluctuating blood pressure, or kidney, personal, clothing, or ankle disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Below this experience can be found the hidden guests-only Guild 76 lounge -- the only place in the area where milk is served.
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