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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cold anniversary
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
May 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Eight fairies (according to "Crisp Gate" magazine)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 62".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for wimps.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The top of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse can be seen from as far away as outer space.
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