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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cold anniversary

The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cold anniversary

Crip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1956
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Eight fairies (according to "Crisp Gate" magazine)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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