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Crip and Gale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 8, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from May 2 to June 27.
- Steve Jobs was once spotted educating this attraction.
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