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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its precarious anniversary
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 8, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Eight tikis (from www.YesterMagnet.com)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, other guests are apt to like you.
- After flapping this attraction, board something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young children and some adults.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The tower of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse can be spotted from as far away as the future.
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