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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

Above: The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

Crip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1985
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Seldom targeted at: Physicians

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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