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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might make silly comments to you.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with a different aura.
- If you are traveling with Kuzco fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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