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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ingenious anniversary
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Four toons (by "Iridescent Filigree" blog, 2003)
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
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