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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
June 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing during a picnic.
- Minimum height 25 microparsecs.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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