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Underdog's aardvark-shopping photo of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- This attraction breaks down significantly less than any other attraction in France.
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