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Photo: The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the deep
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- There is an one-person bathroom just outside this attraction's entrance.
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