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Above: The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
January 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by hearts.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more thrilling.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to purchase precision glasses.
- In 1968, this attraction was rethemed to obscure characters that could be seen as sexist.
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