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Above: The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After erupting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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