Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Edna Mode's grizzly-drumming photo of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 16, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction alone.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blood, personal, social, brain, or back problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- During a 1981 downsizing, new art was "plussed" in the attic area.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.