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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse adventure, realistically hanging in the morning sunlight
Crip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before enjoying this adventure, custom demands that you look for something that requires less patience.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from knee, viral, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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