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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ingenious anniversary

The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ingenious anniversary

Crip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1980
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Four toons (by "Iridescent Filigree" blog, 2003)

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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