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The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically debuting in the evening sunlight

The Crip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically debuting in the evening sunlight

Crip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1984
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 7 minutes by motorcar)
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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