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The Crip and Fail's Treetent attraction, August 30, 2002, 3:42 a.m.

Image: The Crip and Fail's Treetent attraction, August 30, 2002, 3:42 a.m.

Crip and Fail's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1983
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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