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The Crip and Fail's Treetent attraction, abominably considered to be the worst mysterious attraction at DisneyLand
Crip and Fail's Treetent
October 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Benny The Cab was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to Germany.
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