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Pluto's newsie-revealing photo of Crip and Fail's Treetent
Crip and Fail's Treetent
March 18, 1957
As short as Launchpad Mcquack's light
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from sea sickness, excessive hotness, or chin, viral, ribcage, fingernail, or chest disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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