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Emperor Zurg's mammoth-nodding photo of Crip and Fail's Treetent
Crip and Fail's Treetent
November 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
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