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The Crip and Fail's Treetent show, abominably considered to be the only secondary show at Disney Land
Crip and Fail's Treetent
February 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The inaccessible areas behind this show are dominated by friendly rodents.
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