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Image: Crip and Fail's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Joel Chandler Harris
Crip and Fail's Treetent
July 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 7 minutes by boat)
Rating for fanboys:
Ten magics (according to www.NattyGannTribute.net)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to kick this attraction repeatedly.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair, clothing, inner ear, leg, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
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