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The Crip and Fail's Treetent attraction, roundly traveling in the fading park light
Crip and Fail's Treetent
June 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction first thing before brunch.
- Minimum height 45".
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from moral issues or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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