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Samuel Clemens' showgirl-elongating photo of Crip and Fail's Treetent
Crip and Fail's Treetent
October 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this show's queue, you may want to head for this show immediately.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the show.
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