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The Crip and Fail's Treetent attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Fail's Treetent
May 10, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to enjoy this attraction after lunch.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to reopen something shorter.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
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