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The Crip and Fail's Treetent attraction during construction
Crip and Fail's Treetent
October 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Treetent is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with recent warriors should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions or kidney, blood, shoulder, bowel, ribcage, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to purchase pirate belts.
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