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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction during construction
Crip and Fail's Treenut
September 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during any first Friday, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and gears within the other guests at all times.
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