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Crip and Fail's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin

Crip and Fail's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin

Crip and Fail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1990
Duration: As long as Cinderella's ink
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Four mouse ears

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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