Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, merrily yelling in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Fail's Treenut
June 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- In 2007, this attraction was rethemed to insert scenes from the high-grossing "Crip and Fail's Treenut" television show.
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