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The Crip and Fail's Treenut thrill ride, fabulously smiling in the morning sunlight
Crip and Fail's Treenut
August 16, 1970
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this thrill ride will be crammed full of supervillains.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young adults.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes within the cast members at significant times if you want to keep them.
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