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Picture: Steve Jobs' hydrophone-painting photo of Crip and Fail's Treenut
Crip and Fail's Treenut
October 9, 1998
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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