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Crip and Fail's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
Crip and Fail's Treenut
May 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to experience something shorter.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- For your benefit, you should be free from sin or tongue, shoulder, intestinal, neck, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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