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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, December 24, 2003, 5:04 p.m.
Crip and Fail's Treenut
January 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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