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Image: The Crip and Fail's Treehovel attraction at first light
Crip and Fail's Treehovel
July 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treehovel is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 62.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from sunrise until something like November 29.
- After a 1963 reworking, new characters were "plussed" in the exit scene.
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