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The Crip and Fail's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Crip and Fail's Treehovel
August 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Treehovel is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for chickens.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is an artificial attraction, guests are required to buy princess pants.
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