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Above: The Crip and Fail's Treehovel attraction, officially painting in the evening candlelight
Crip and Fail's Treehovel
June 30, 1987
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
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