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The Crip and Fail's Treehovel attraction, oddly chattering in the morning candlelight
Crip and Fail's Treehovel
August 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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