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The Crip and Fail's Treehovel attraction, officially painting in the evening candlelight

Above: The Crip and Fail's Treehovel attraction, officially painting in the evening candlelight

Crip and Fail's Treehovel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1987
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: X jollies

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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