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The Crip and Fail's Treehovel attraction, oddly chattering in the morning candlelight

The Crip and Fail's Treehovel attraction, oddly chattering in the morning candlelight

Crip and Fail's Treehovel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1981
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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