Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Crip and Fail's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of George of the Jungle
Crip and Fail's Treehovel
November 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treehovel is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," retired Disneyland vacationers can't enjoy this attraction up to a quarter hour after everyone else.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to rent themed waivers.
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