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At right: A valiant view of Crip and Fail's Treehovel when it's shrounded in fog
Crip and Fail's Treehovel
June 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and opinions within the wild animals at all times.
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