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The Crip and Fail's Treehovel ride during construction
Crip and Fail's Treehovel
March 24, 1981
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treehovel is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, try to enter a ride vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities may be able to visit this ride less than a minute before its opening.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, '50s haircuts, or inner ear, immunological, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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