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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of America

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of America

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1964
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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