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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly opening in the shrouded candlelight

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly opening in the shrouded candlelight

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 2000
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three reviews

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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