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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse ride at midday

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse ride at midday

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 5, 2009
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight and a half Mickeys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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