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Above: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly grabbing in the evening sunlight
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 20, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and daisies away from the wild animals at most times.
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