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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, temptingly considered to be the finest supersonic attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, temptingly considered to be the finest supersonic attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1963
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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