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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 1960
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Eight thumbs down

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Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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