Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, September 10, 2002, 6:08 a.m.
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Be sure to hold your arms and legs (in that order) within the cast members at all times.
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