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Crip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Tantor
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 3, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
- After rotting this train, it's recommended that you find something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant reeds may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or kidney or blood disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Train is closed for seasonal relocation from October 4 to May 26.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this train are home to many homeless former cast members.
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