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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its nearby anniversary

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its nearby anniversary

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 6, 1977
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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