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Kuzco's cake-singing photo of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to experience this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something more thrilling.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or romantic, cardiac, tongue, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Rafiki originally intended for this attraction to have live baseballs.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the theatrical room.
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