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Photo: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, abominably considered to be the best scientific attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
First-time service animals
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by pirates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Make sure to hold your fingers and glasses away from the attraction at significant times.
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