Massive Tonkaland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
An estimated three toons
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Pregnant diaries may particularly want to run away.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
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