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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse adventure, nostalgically striking in the evening candlelight
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this adventure.
- Minimum height 18".
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this adventure.
- The parking structures visible from this adventure are overrun with friendly rodents.
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