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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the worst missing attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the worst missing attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1959
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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