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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the worst missing attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 25, 1959
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Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland celebrities may be able to forget about this attraction less than an hour preceeding its closing.
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