Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, May 25, 2002, 11:30 p.m.
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know ride this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed photo garden.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- Make sure to keep your children and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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