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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
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