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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse thrill ride at park closing

Pictured: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse thrill ride at park closing

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 30, 1998
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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