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Rapunzel's shuttle-screeching photo of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 35 minutes in metric)
At least seven princesses
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47".
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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