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A capable view of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in sensitivity

A capable view of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in sensitivity

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1996
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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