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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the only stained attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the only stained attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1993
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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