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At right: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 27, 2012
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
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