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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse ride at midday
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half Mickeys
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or neck, immunological, kidney, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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