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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stylish anniversary

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stylish anniversary

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1955
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.

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