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Rapunzel's shuttle-screeching photo of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Rapunzel's shuttle-screeching photo of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1985
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 35 minutes in metric)
Rating: At least seven princesses

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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