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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 13, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret costumes-only Club 62 dining room -- the only place in the park where milk is available.
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