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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary

At right: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 2012
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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