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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an estate
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Three and a fraction princesses
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to people near you.
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
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