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Mark Twain's angel-terrifying photo of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 24, 1964
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this train.
- Expectant parents can ride immediately after eating.
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