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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its irregular anniversary

Above: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its irregular anniversary

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1996
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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