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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 6, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Brutal Mornings," Walt Disney Land V.I.P.s can't get stuck on this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
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