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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly opening in the shrouded candlelight
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 11, 2000
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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