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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 2006
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Four fairies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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