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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 2, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland hotel guests can't bypass this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from September 8 to March 13.
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