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Crip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Lightning McQueen
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction after a snack.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland legends should long for this attraction for a minute after its closing.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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