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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the only exotic attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the only exotic attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Enjoyed by: Locals

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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