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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its free anniversary

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its free anniversary

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1997
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Designed for: Vacationing children

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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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