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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its seasonal anniversary
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or tongue, attention-span, nasal, immunological, wrist, or knee problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding characters.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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