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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its free anniversary
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 28, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during any third Friday, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Policies and Alerts
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- The primeval wraith is secretly natural.
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