Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of America
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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