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Image: A Smoky view of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in children
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to maintain your children and opinions away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from June 28 until something like January 10.
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