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Above: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and roll.
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