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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, September 10, 2002, 6:08 a.m.

At right: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, September 10, 2002, 6:08 a.m.

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1967
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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