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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an estate

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an estate

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1989
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Three and a fraction princesses

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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