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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the world

Above: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the world

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1971
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Popular with: Groups

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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