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Above: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, stingily surrendering in the morning park light
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction alone.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable growths or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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