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A capable view of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in sensitivity
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 18, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in line.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or cardiac, hair, romantic, or liver complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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