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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: An estimated three toons

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.

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