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Above: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Not enjoyed by:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," retired Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to long for this attraction just a quarter hour prior to park closing.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains holographic characters that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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