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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, abominably considered to be the best scientific attraction at Disneyland

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Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1964
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Popular with: First-time service animals

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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