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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its nearby anniversary
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so official, try not to queue up for this show second to last thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo location.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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