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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the universe

Above: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the universe

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 2009
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Not enjoyed by: Smiling retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.

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