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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, May 25, 2002, 11:30 p.m.

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, May 25, 2002, 11:30 p.m.

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 1979
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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