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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of the harbor

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of the harbor

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 3, 1983
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Traditionally intended for: Women

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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