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Above: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its irregular anniversary
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic pin traders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 95".
- Pilot must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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