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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly grabbing in the evening sunlight

Above: The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly grabbing in the evening sunlight

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 2014
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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