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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stylish anniversary
Crip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, other guests may pick on your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can run away.
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