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The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary

The Crip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary

Crip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 2005
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating for people: Eight thumbs up (from www.DisabledMermaids.net)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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