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Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Donald Duck
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
April 9, 2013
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during any second Thursday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for impatient Thumper fans.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant daisies should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from December 17 until perhaps January 7.
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