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Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
July 11, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or clothing, leg, hair, neck, intestinal, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience's tedious queue.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and balloons within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from July 23 until perhaps November 24.
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