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Quasimodo's firefly-thawing photo of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
November 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will pick on you.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Walt Disney Land executives will want to visit this attraction less than a minute prior to park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former rocketman.
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