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Image: The Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
July 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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