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The Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
August 29, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing Playboy playmates.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and shoes within the attraction at appropriate times.
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