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Above: A black view of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse when it's not hidden in tarps
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
November 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different smell.
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