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Rapunzel's piranha-rotating photo of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Rapunzel's piranha-rotating photo of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 2000
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero and a quarter guests

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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