Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1963
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Description
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will have a tendency to talk to your party.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent character autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Oldest guest must be at least 72" tall.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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