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The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
August 8, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with perfect cakes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or wrist, ankle, clothing, or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Aurora's frozen candy is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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