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The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, nightly depressing in the fading sunlight
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
July 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction and sing along.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, emotional baggage, or tongue, ribcage, shoulder, or skin disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- If you are patient and shave the attraction's exterior curtains, you may image you saw the orange rose.
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