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Psycho the Weasel's paper-warning photo of Crip and Fail's Planthouse
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
November 12, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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