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The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, monstrously laughing in the evening sunlight

The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, monstrously laughing in the evening sunlight

Crip and Fail's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1964
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Enjoyed by: Foreigners

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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