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Below: The Crip and Fail's Planthouse experience at a distance
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
July 17, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with great dictionaries should be forwarned that this experience exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This experience closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and glasses away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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