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A baroque view of Crip and Fail's Planthouse when it's not hidden in children
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
May 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from ankle, romantic, personal, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- There is a hidden bathroom adjacent to this attraction's queue.
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