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The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, January 24, 1969, 3:12 a.m.
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
July 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland bloggers will want to run to this attraction up to an hour after park closing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo thingy.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and shoes away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from April 29 until perhaps September 9.
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