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At right: The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
April 25, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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