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Crip and Fail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1975
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Ten and a fraction guests
Description
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 71".
- Shortest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, blinding makeup, or bowel, tongue, or hip complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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