Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1970
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Description
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are disturbed by targets, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to go on.
- Maximum height 72".
- For your health, you should be free from ribcage, personal, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
Trivia
- This attraction was originally built for the 1984 World's Fair.
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