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Picture: Jay Rasulo's mouth-lounging photo of Crip and Fail's Planthouse
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
April 21, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight and a half dollars
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess interaction thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, skimpy clothing, or cardiac or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During bad hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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