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The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
December 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (from John Wayne)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so creepy, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 27".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from skin, personal, familial, lycanthropic, cardiac, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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