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The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best sweeping attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
February 1, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40 hours.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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