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Pictured: The Crip and Fail's Planthouse experience at midday
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 7, 1989
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: An estimated ten fairies
Description
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this experience in the morning.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character interaction place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this experience.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, inexplicable allergies, inappropriate chattiness, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported images.
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