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A fancy view of Crip and Fail's Planthouse when it's not inundated in children
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
November 28, 1996
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders could make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- The reference to bees is a sly pun.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the prosperous scene.
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