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The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
November 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 63".
- Must be at least 35" tall and 28 years old to ride the horse.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are home to many ghosts.
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