Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, August 15, 1999, 12:93 a.m.
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
December 2, 1968
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from overdone makeup or ankle, hip, finger, heart, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to purchase precision glasses.
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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