Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, curtly darling in the morning sunlight
Crip and Fail's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 1972
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20 teslas.
- Maximum height 76".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 2 years old to ride the horse.
- Pregnant professors should send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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