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Crip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
June 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Yale Gracey interaction place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Tonka was once documented riding this attraction.
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