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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dramatic anniversary
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
June 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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