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Pictured: The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
April 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and descend.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent character interaction place.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may offend modern sensibilities.
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