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Above: Lampwick's mouth-fading photo of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Minimum height 32".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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