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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, untimely storytelling in the shrouded park light

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, untimely storytelling in the shrouded park light

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1984
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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