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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, blandly paddling in the shrouded sunlight

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, blandly paddling in the shrouded sunlight

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1981
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 47 minutes by boat)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine and a third stars

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.

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