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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, almost dissolving in the morning sunlight

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, almost dissolving in the morning sunlight

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1993
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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