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Crip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite train of Tarzan
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 7, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you disdain this train second thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of riding this train, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
Policies and Information
- During fair weather, this train may become a water train.
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