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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to queue up for this attraction last thing in the evening.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed interaction area.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from distracting relatives or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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