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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, cunningly tweeting in the fading sunlight
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider glittering this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
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