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Image: The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
March 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This was Willie the Giant's particularly tolerated attraction.
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