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Crip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Magoo
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- This was one of the few remaining "U ticket" attractions.
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