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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nine computers (according to Gaston)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction before breakfast.
- Minimum height 25".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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