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Crip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Magoo

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Magoo

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1976
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Generally enjoyed by: Conjoined men

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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