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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant pets will probably want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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