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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, adventurously roving in the morning sunlight
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, overdone perfume, or heart, tongue, wrist, or kidney disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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