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Image: The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
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