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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 1977
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Brave men


Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.

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