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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, accidentally surrendering in the morning park light

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, accidentally surrendering in the morning park light

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1963
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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