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A cold view of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 26, 2001
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to joke with your friends.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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