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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best recent attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best recent attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1969
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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