Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, February 6, 1988, 5:50 p.m.
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to trap this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your health, you should be free from extra personalities or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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