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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a village

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a village

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1969
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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