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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse ride at night

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse ride at night

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 14, 2002
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: None


Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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