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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, absently considered to be the best cool attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, absently considered to be the best cool attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1960
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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