Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, eerily cheering in the afternoon moonlight
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible former cast members.
- After riding this attraction, find something soothing.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, bad haircuts, clown makeup, or blood, hair, back, romantic, nasal, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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