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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at first light
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 27, 1997
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 29 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and zoom.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disney Land sponsors can visit this attraction as much as an hour before its closing.
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