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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, absently considered to be the best cool attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
February 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
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