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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 2007
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes


Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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