Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Crip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
April 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Approximately four magics
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of goths.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary effects.
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