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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, accidentally surrendering in the morning park light
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
August 31, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and glasses away from the attraction at most times.
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