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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, blandly paddling in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
August 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 47 minutes by boat)
Nine and a third stars
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction at least once.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and balloons within the vehicle at various times.
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