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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, October 23, 1972, 8:45 a.m.
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 23, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and heavily bearded).
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from December 10 through February 14.
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