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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, November 26, 1966, 6:44 a.m.

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, November 26, 1966, 6:44 a.m.

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 2009
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Two pixies (from www.MickeyMouth.blogspot.net)

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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