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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during construction

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Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 2001
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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