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The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, adventurously roving in the morning sunlight

The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, adventurously roving in the morning sunlight

Crip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1989
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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