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Crip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
October 4, 2010
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Some crazy folks insist that this attraction is possessed by the restless ghost of a former orbiter.
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