Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Crip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, July 26, 1956, 4:10 p.m.
Crip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to buy safety waivers.
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