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Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse, a favorite dark ride of Tim Burton

Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse, a favorite dark ride of Tim Burton

Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 19, 1994
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 7 minutes by boat)
Rating: Two teacups

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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