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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
July 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland executives can experience this attraction up to a half hour after its closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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