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Underdog's trenchcoat-opening photo of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
August 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to enter.
- Piglet had a secret room built below this attraction.
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