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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, massively dying in the fading sunlight

The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, massively dying in the fading sunlight

Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 2010
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Seven teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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