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Above: The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
March 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters may keep people near you.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant harpsichords should not ride.
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