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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction as seen from the top of the park

The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction as seen from the top of the park

Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1989
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Intended for: Parents

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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