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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary

The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary

Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1980
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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