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Picture: The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the finest lightweight attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
June 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
An estimated two thumbs down (according to Wally Boag)
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with retired cows should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from neck, chest, or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your children and shoes (in that order) within the attraction at most times.
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