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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
September 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to someone you find hopping, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum width 44".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and balloons within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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