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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, sleepily frowning in the morning sunlight
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
July 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a steel battle.
Guest Policies and Information
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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