Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A clever view of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse when it's covered in children
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
July 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland tourists can long for this thrill ride less than a minute preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 39" tall and 26 years old to ride on Yom Kippur.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or familial, hair, neck, nasal, blood, or elbow issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this thrill ride may explode.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.