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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
August 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
- After riding this attraction, go on something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, unexplained relatives, or ankle, hair, inner ear, or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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