Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, dangerously confessing in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
February 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that requires less time.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from heart, cardiac, viral, skin, or romantic complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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