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A prosperous view of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse when it's not shrounded in politics
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
August 5, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction's theme actually reaches below the ground.
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