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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, sleepily frowning in the morning sunlight

The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, sleepily frowning in the morning sunlight

Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 2013
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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