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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary

The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary

Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 28, 2001
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 101 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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