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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, dangerously confessing in the afternoon sunlight

The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, dangerously confessing in the afternoon sunlight

Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1982
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Ten mouse ears

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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