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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the finest lightweight attraction at Disneyland

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Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 2010
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for mechanics: An estimated two thumbs down (according to Wally Boag)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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