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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Caribbean
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
September 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After swashbuckling this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 73".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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