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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, November 20, 1957, 10:66 p.m.
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
July 19, 2011
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- The comment about activists is an inside joke.
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