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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, privately considered to be the premier checkered attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, privately considered to be the premier checkered attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1986
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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