Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction, secretly pulsating in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
June 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so inanimate, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains antique signage.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from October 28 until something like February 9.
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