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The Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction as seen from the top of the park
Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
July 31, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of Rex the Dinosaur impersonators.
- After harassing this attraction, you'll want to find something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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